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Circumferency 

Like circumference, only kind of different. Makes more sense when high on marijuana.
Dude, the circumferency is hella big.

You mean circumference?

No. Circumferency

You're a dumbass
Circumferency by the math god April 2, 2004
Words you can keep

circumference 

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.
After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

ass circumference 

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm
ass circumference by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

circumference index 

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.
circumference index by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

circumference booger 

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat
"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"
circumference booger by lektro. November 1, 2013

Circumference 

When someone isn't in the circle of friends or circle of trust, but they're not a total stranger either. These people are the circumference friends.

Those who keep tabs on your every moves from a close distance.
As soon as you start making moves the circumference friends try to move into the inner circle.
Circumference by RUSure October 3, 2022

CirCUMference 

When you hit a 360 no scope nut into a woman
Omg did you hear Jacob finally hit the cirCUMference
CirCUMference by Yaboydagoat May 19, 2025
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