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circumference 

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.
After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

ass circumference 

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm
ass circumference by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

circumference index 

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.
circumference index by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

circumference booger 

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat
"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"
circumference booger by lektro. November 1, 2013

Circumference 

When someone isn't in the circle of friends or circle of trust, but they're not a total stranger either. These people are the circumference friends.

Those who keep tabs on your every moves from a close distance.
As soon as you start making moves the circumference friends try to move into the inner circle.
Circumference by RUSure October 3, 2022

CirCUMference 

When you hit a 360 no scope nut into a woman
Omg did you hear Jacob finally hit the cirCUMference
CirCUMference by Yaboydagoat May 19, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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