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Definitions by Jmp85uk

elbow theory 

This is the theory that the average man will judge whether or not to try and sleep with a girl based on her circumference index.

If guy can put his arms around a girl and touch both of his elbows, he will certainly try it on. If not, he will find another girl to test the theory.
I'm going out friday night to test the elbow theory.
elbow theory by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

circumference index 

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.
circumference index by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008
those shelves you put up are proper pembo.
pembo by Jmp85uk June 8, 2007