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Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Circadian fail 

when your level of fail becomes just as natural as your bodily processes.
Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.

Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
Circadian fail by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010

circassian 

a term derived from the Turkic Cherkess (Çerkes), and is not the self-designation of any people. It has sometimes been applied indiscriminately to all the peoples of the North Caucasus. Most specifically, the term can apply only to the Adyghe people. Today a significant number of "Circassians" live in diaspora, primarily due to the Muhajirism, an exodus of Muslim population from the Caucasus since 1864 after the successful Russian invasion of the Caucasus.

The term's vagueness stems largely from the fact that the northern Caucasus was a remote and relatively unknown area for Westerners and Turks, who often did not distinguish carefully between similar groups living there.
"And likewise, the Circassian braves, the dashing young mountaineers, trained themselves to an extraordinary stamina. They were, by breed, a slim wiry lot, generally considered the world's most handsome people; tall, white, eagle-faced, with narrow, beautifully formed hands and feet, and wasp-waists. Over all, they had an indefinable air of elegance - of breeding. They ate very sparingly, as a race, but the fighting men ate least of all." -The Sabres of Paradise, by Lesley Blanch
circassian by nuReee February 26, 2008

Circadian Terrorism 

1. The blatant use of disruption to keep a group or individual from falling or staying asleep.

2. To cause disorder in one's circadian rhythm as a result of direct or indirect obstreperous actions.
John: Hey Steve, are you alright? You look like hell...

Steve: Not really man, I was up all night studying for finals. I finally went to bed around 4:00 AM only to be awoken at 7:30 AM by an act of circadian terrorism.

John: What do you mean?

Steve: Well, my neighbor seems to enjoy hiring bands of workers to stand outside my bedroom window before the crack of dawn and hammer things.

John: Wow, that fucking sucks.

Steve: Yeah.

circassian 

In 1856 The New York Daily Times reported that a consequence of the Russian conquest of the Caucasus was an excess of beautiful Circassian women on the Constantinople slave market, and that this was causing prices of slaves in general to plummet. At the time, this region was reputed by less reliable sources to be the source of the purest Caucasian stock, producing the most beautiful white women, prized in Turkish harems. The combination of the popular issues of slavery, the Orient, and sexual titillation gave this report some notoriety at the time. Circus leader P. T. Barnum capitalized on this interest, displaying a "Circassian Beauty" at his American Museum in 1865. The trend spread, with supposedly Circassian women featured in dime museums and travelling medicine shows, sometimes known as "Moss-haired girls". Most likely these were local girls hired by the shows.
Circassian girls are the most beautiful girls alive.
circassian by Nisa September 10, 2006

Cardassian 

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.
Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?
Cardassian by Lunettarose December 19, 2008