{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}
{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.
/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidatingin real life as they would have you believe over the phone.