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How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014
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chiPhone 

One of many chinese-manufactured clones of Apple's iPhone.
The Meizu M8 and the CECT P168s are pretty nice little chiPhones, but aren't as nice as the iPhone.
chiPhone by esmith512 October 7, 2007
When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.
Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.
caphones by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010
/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over the phone.

For the internet equivalent see also keyjones
After acting like such a bitch the day before, Brian called his friends in a threatning matter hoping his cophones would have them scared.

Wow, he acts so tough over the phone but in real life he's a wuss! Must be cophones.
Cophones by DunxTheCan October 14, 2009

cipponeried

I got cipponeried when my condom didn't work.
cipponeried by Dinglefuck February 12, 2017