2 definitions by Dinglefuck

Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by Dinglefuck May 2, 2010

cipponeried

Being constantly fucked over.

I got cipponeried when my condom didn't work.

by Dinglefuck February 12, 2017