Cophones

/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over the phone.

For the internet equivalent see also keyjones

After acting like such a bitch the day before, Brian called his friends in a threatning matter hoping his cophones would have them scared.

Wow, he acts so tough over the phone but in real life he's a wuss! Must be cophones.

by DunxTheCan October 14, 2009

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Cohones

Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones

by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

Cohones

How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.

Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.

by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

caphones

When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.

Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.

by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010

Cohones

Cuban slang wich is more intense than coño.
Mostly used as an insult or if your mad
fuck, damn............

Cohones! she still owes me 5 minutes

by BillTheBeaver May 13, 2005