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Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).
If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.
Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004
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cuntionality 

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt
The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.
cuntionality by Nickhuge December 9, 2014
A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.
"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"
Chunion by Ratdog82 March 1, 2017

chunting 

Example: Did you see thats chick presenting The news last night, damn she was chunting, I would shagg her side-ways, even if she had a wizards sleeve
chunting by Charlie Mcnamara December 10, 2006
Noun. A disproportionately wide and short overweight person, characteristically lacking a neck and having stubby, thick limbs.
Look at that chunion! She's wider than she is tall!
Roseanne Arnold in the Nineties.
Chunion by Northstar1984 October 7, 2011

Chunting 

When a person, or a few people, are hunting for sexual female attention or simply: " hunting for cunts."
" Dude, we need to go chunting! " or " I'm going to go chunting tonight. "
Chunting by pandabunny April 3, 2010