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Couch Cushions 

A woman's large and plump butt cheeks.
Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!
Couch Cushions by datgal April 1, 2011
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Scatter Cushions 

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"
Scatter Cushions by ftnessp January 29, 2015

urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
urban chastionary by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013

Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.
"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."
Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

sin cushions 

Lady's breasts. The bigger and bouncier the better.
Nigel just loved playing with Audrey's sin cushions as she stradled on his love gun.
sin cushions by Steve M January 25, 2005

pussy cushions 

The fat in between the woman's thighs.
Don't touch my PUSSY CUSHIONS~!
pussy cushions by T-Dirrrty ™ October 16, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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