Chustions 

A mishap of the word Question, used to describe bunions on the chest, and families with degenerative repetitive heterogeneous hereditary chustions. In plural form, chustiones.

I have contracted chustions.

Chustions by Imma nome November 12, 2019

Couch Cushions 

A woman's large and plump butt cheeks.

Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!

Couch Cushions by datgal April 1, 2011

Scatter Cushions 

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

Scatter Cushions by ftnessp January 29, 2015

urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.

'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'

urban chastionary by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013

Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.

"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."

Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

sin cushions 

Lady's breasts. The bigger and bouncier the better.

Nigel just loved playing with Audrey's sin cushions as she stradled on his love gun.

sin cushions by Steve M January 25, 2005

pussy cushions 

The fat in between the woman's thighs.

Don't touch my PUSSY CUSHIONS~!

pussy cushions by T-Dirrrty ™ October 16, 2008