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Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Christon 

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
Christon by nobbyknees July 7, 2010

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)
"We christened my back seat last night."
Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

christyonna

(Christyonna)

An amazing girl who always try’s to find herself someone loyal that will treat her perfect. She is super nice and takes care of people.
Hello, Christyonna. You are super pretty today.
christyonna by Oof#1 May 17, 2018
Happy. Always smiling with a positive comment just for you. Stylish.
Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.
Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!
Christeen by Humptywuzpushed February 5, 2010