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Christon

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
by nobbyknees July 7, 2010
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Christon

Christon has a heart of gold. She knows the true meaning of friendship, and will always match her words with her actions. If you know a Christon, treasure her because she’s a once in a lifetime kinda friend.
I’m going out with Christon tonight. It’s going to be a blast!
by NikGDawg December 14, 2022
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Christon

Christon is a fuckboy
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Christina Aguilera

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen of Music, Ms. Christina Aguilera!

1) A charismatic and humble singer that has sold over 100 million albums worldwide and won 6 Grammy Awards.

2) The Unbreakable Flower songwriter who can sing lots of genres: Rock, Pop, Old Blues, Country, Soul, Jazz, Opera, Disco, Reggae, Reggaeton, Latin, Salsa, Hip-Hop, and R&B. Christina Aguilera is as diverse as they come. Being compared to music legends from Whitney Houston to Madonna to Janet Jackson, she has proven her versatility and range as both an artist and performer.

3) She is just a few of the many artists of today that truly know the art of music. Always one step ahead of other pop stars musically, prolifically, style wise, and talent wise.
Norma: If Madonna is the Queen of Pop, then who is the Queen of Music?

Marilyn: Why it’s, Christina Aguilera. She can sing anything, any genre, any style. She has the icon pop quality of Elvis, Michael Jackson and Prince. What a gift!
by ZiZi260 November 19, 2021
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Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.
Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes
by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021
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The New Adventures of Old Christine

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
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