Chrissy-B

A pole dancer in a very sleazy Las Vegas night club who has a high IQ and is in college

dancer: " God Graduating from college with full honors is hard with a job"

other dancer: " Stop gloating you Chrissy-b"

by Pooper scuper January 7, 2009

Chrissy boy

A person who has a fucked up mentality and likes to accuse people of being together for no reason.

I think Chris needs to grow up and stop being a Chrissy boy.

by Guan er August 5, 2016

chrissy breslin is a vampire

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?

Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!

by biologyreviewsession December 13, 2009

The Chrissy Brown

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.

Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..

by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018

Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school

That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear

by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020

have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

by i love clowning❤️ October 16, 2020

baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.

That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5

by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017