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Chrissy boy 

A person who has a fucked up mentality and likes to accuse people of being together for no reason.
I think Chris needs to grow up and stop being a Chrissy boy.
Chrissy boy by Guan er August 5, 2016

chrissy breslin is a vampire 

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!

The Chrissy Brown 

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.
Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..
The Chrissy Brown by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018

Chrissy poo bear 

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
Chrissy poo bear by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020
have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

baked chrissy 

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.
That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5
baked chrissy by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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