Choyse 

Choyse origionated off the streets in a little town known as Tracy, California. It was used in a Taqueria in place of "choice of meats." Instead they put "Choyse of meets."

Choyse now refers to being in the perfect state of mind, i.e. being high,drunk,thizzing, or any time you feel good.

Choyse also can refer to a really hot breezy.

"Dude im so choyse right now!"

"Damn did you see that milf? Choyse..."

Choyse by SweatThis November 27, 2005

Choyse 

A man that is very sexually active and very very attractive. With a unusually large penis.

girl 1 Woah that man is a choyse!
girl 2 Yeah his penis is so large!

Choyse by Yound wease October 21, 2010

Choyse 

Someone with a large penis, or amazing during sexual intercourse

holy shit he has a choyse dick

hes a choyse in bed

omg that kids a choyse!!

Choyse by Iamspaghetticat October 20, 2010

woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable

My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs

chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018