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choarder 

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.
Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"
choarder by John65359 January 13, 2014
Related Words

chopadickoffamy 

A sex change operation involving the removal of the male reproductive organs.
"Didn't she used to be a guy?"

"Yeah, but she got a chopadickoffamy."
chopadickoffamy by WahooViking February 12, 2008

choarding 

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.
person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?
choarding by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022

chopadichtomy 

The sex change operation where a man is changed into a woman.
Christine (formerly George) Jorgensen was among the first to have a chopadichtomy in the early 1950s. See also addadictome
chopadichtomy by andy1 December 7, 2006
Mr. Chris Palmer described the Israelites as chowards in 1 Samuel 17.
Choward by KK or K-K-K-Kaitlin June 21, 2008
1) Marble...
2) Small round thing thats fun to play with
3) Marble
4) MARBLE YOU ASSWIPE
Res' keep saying chode and jenny kept being an ASSWIPE so i stoned them to death with CHOARDS
choard by SL April 19, 2004