One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.
Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"
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This is shorthand for "chord order" when describing the chords and their position in a song. Cause why stutter your way through two iterations of the sound "ord"?
The chorder for More Than This by the 10,000 Maniacs is pretty simple: the main part just loops F#, B, G#m and C#.
by Photo-go-round March 23, 2008
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by Big Pete December 3, 2003
Get the choader mug.Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.
by Malcolm D November 11, 2006
Get the choaderific mug.Someone who hoards electrical or charging cords. Generally a dad or neighbor who has a box of random cords from appliances or electronics that may or may not still be useful. They are unable to throw any cord or charger away, because "you never know when you might need it!"
Friend #1: I just found an old boom box and I want to play my mixtape on it, but the batteries are dead.
Friend #2: No problem, we can look in my dad's garage, he's a coarder and he'll have something we can use to plug it in.
Friend #2: No problem, we can look in my dad's garage, he's a coarder and he'll have something we can use to plug it in.
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