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choarder 

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.
Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"
choarder by John65359 January 13, 2014
Words you can keep
Chorder (Ch-or-der); the cross between a check and a order.
WHEN THE BOYS IN DCC ARE COOKING UP SHOE PALACE AND SHOP UGLY KICKS WE ALL YELL "CHORDER"
Chorder by themanwithabalko May 1, 2021
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This is shorthand for "chord order" when describing the chords and their position in a song. Cause why stutter your way through two iterations of the sound "ord"?
The chorder for More Than This by the 10,000 Maniacs is pretty simple: the main part just loops F#, B, G#m and C#.
Chorder by Photo-go-round March 23, 2008
An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.
Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!
choader by Big Pete December 3, 2003

choaderific 

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.
"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)
choaderific by Malcolm D November 11, 2006
Someone who hoards electrical or charging cords. Generally a dad or neighbor who has a box of random cords from appliances or electronics that may or may not still be useful. They are unable to throw any cord or charger away, because "you never know when you might need it!"
Friend #1: I just found an old boom box and I want to play my mixtape on it, but the batteries are dead.
Friend #2: No problem, we can look in my dad's garage, he's a coarder and he'll have something we can use to plug it in.
Coarder by PopTart13 October 25, 2023
A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.
I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.
choader by 444 May 13, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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