Similar to the well known Trojan prophylactic brand. This is a condom for the smaller gentleman, possessing an inauspicious, stumpy, member that is wider than it is long.
Mildred was disappointed to learn that, far from possessing a beef bayonet; Humphrey was in fact a user of chojan branded condoms.
by C-winner August 23, 2010
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A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.
This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.
by Jason June 18, 2006
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Get the chohan mug.The power of a magical creature to change size or shape to fill available space, either to escape danger, or adjust to a new home. Creatures such as the Occamy have the gift of choranaptyxis, making them easily able to escape capture.
Newt Scamander: Occamies are choranaptyxic, so they change size to fill available space. ( Traps shrinking Occamy in teapot.)
by Keepingitbad@$$24/7 December 29, 2018
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Get the chovancova mug.In the past lots of people lived on the country side - villages. All days they were looking after their beloved - sheep. As time were passing, cities were built and people from villages started to come to the cities. Some of them started to behave appropriately to the new living circumstances, some didn't. They still think they live in village and watch their sheep. Therefore we call them chobans.
by ReesBo April 19, 2004
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