Choban

In the past lots of people lived on the country side - villages. All days they were looking after their beloved - sheep. As time were passing, cities were built and people from villages started to come to the cities. Some of them started to behave appropriately to the new living circumstances, some didn't. They still think they live in village and watch their sheep. Therefore we call them chobans.

E.g. Ivan comes to the city from country side. He likes sheep. He is choban.

by ReesBo April 19, 2004

Choban

Choban is sheep guardian. In past, dull and rude boys were chobans. They lived in mountains and come to villages only few times a year. Today, we have many people with social and intelectual skills of choban, so we use that word often.

Ivan je choban.
Ivan is dull, stupid and don't know how to behave properly.

by El Kopito April 19, 2004

Choban

v; to be a major playa

"Man dogg!!! That kid is a choban

by Mr Fashizzle April 27, 2008

Chöben

This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.

This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?

by Jrobs June 14, 2016

Chobna

The spit that you get on your dick after having sex with a kosher animal.

Thank god giraffes still aren't kosher, i wouldn't want to fuck one and get chobna.

by TimothyMcJenkins September 18, 2019

Choaniki

A very gay video game from Japan.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Jonathan Cheban

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit

PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban

by nst_nicole April 1, 2017