Chodewell 

A derogatory word used to describe somone who is being a a dick.

Friend: Haha you got a 78 on your geometry test.
You: Shut up chodewell!

Chodewell by brainhoohas18 March 4, 2010

Chadwell 

Commonly confused with "Caldwell" or "Chadwick." and is even underlined as incorrectly spelt when in writing. The last name Chadwell was originally derived from a family having lived in one of the various places called Chadwell in the counties of Essex, Hertfordshire, Leicestershire, and Wiltshire. The surname Chadwell is derived from the names of these settlements, which are ultimately derived from the Old English words ceald, which means cold, and wielle, which means spring or stream. The surname Chadwell was first found in Essex at Chadwell, a parish, in the union of Orsett, hundred of Barstable. "At the time of the Norman survey, the parish belonged principally to the Bishop of London, and some portions to Odo, Bishop of Bayeux, and others.

John: Hello, Mr. Caldwell
Shane: It's Chadwell..

Chadwell by shane_y October 9, 2019

Shane Chadwell 

An absolute, no doubt, GOD upon men. No one in history has ever, or WILL EVER be better than this man, he is the best possible human, the best possible anything in that fact. If you have the HONOR to speak to this GOD, you better treat him with the utmost RESPECT, because you're so lucky to even be in the same TIME FRAME as this man.

Person 1: I think I made a new religion, our god is Shane Chadwell. It's just nothing beats that man, he's just way too good at anything and everything, nothing beats him, nothing is better than him, nothing will ever beat, nothing will ever be good enough to even compare to him. I mean, you can't even compare him to anything, he's just way too high of a stat to even be compared to anything.
Person 2: Oh my god... You're so right...

Shane Chadwell by shane_y May 15, 2020

chowell'd 

when you smack a dyke in the face with a beer in your hand

that dyke bottled me so i chowell'd her

chowell'd by rick rypien January 23, 2010

chodezilla 

A chode that is longer then 5 inches.

You could land a plane on that chodezilla

chodezilla by Derek_Tanis August 13, 2005

Chodemelon 

A special melon that grows in the rural areas of Northeastern Australia. Has the special power to give the consumer a Chode for two months. Chodemelons are often considered priceless by collectors because of their unique ability to never expire. The worlds largest collection of chodemelons is currently owned by the [chode crew[.

Broooo did you hear that Sam and Jeffrey found a chodemelon while they were travelling down the one of the eastern highways?

Chodemelon by therealmandelagamingYT October 18, 2019

chodezilla 

A chode that is over 5 inches in length.

Billy's chodezilla ate James cat.

chodezilla by Mike Olson July 29, 2005