Chodemelon

A special melon that grows in the rural areas of Northeastern Australia. Has the special power to give the consumer a Chode for two months. Chodemelons are often considered priceless by collectors because of their unique ability to never expire. The worlds largest collection of chodemelons is currently owned by the chode crew.

Broooo did you hear that Sam and Jeffrey found a chodemelon while they were travelling down the one of the eastern highways?

by therealmandelagamingYT October 18, 2019

choremeleon

A child, sibling, spouse, house guest or freeloader that always seems to vanish when there are chores that need to be done.

After the last guest had departed I turned to Nick to ask if he would begin putting up the leftovers while I gathered the dishes but, as usual, he had turned into a choremeleon and was nowhere to be found ...

by Boob whisperer September 21, 2019

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

by chode god April 13, 2022

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

chodemeleon

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.

Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.

by Ninja416 April 1, 2010