Chipotlayed

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.

Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!

by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

Chipotlaid

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

Chipotlaid

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.

by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013

Chipotled

Poisoned food poisoning salmonella

When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.

by RodondoNeal April 13, 2019

Chipotlay

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays

Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.

by KLS79 September 3, 2005

Chipotlaid

The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.

That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!

by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011