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To become intoxicated after drinking King Cobra Premium Malt Beverage
"Jeremy, are you poisoned by the Cobra?"
by Cigman October 09, 2006
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being β€œthe infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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To be very hung over.
We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'
'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'
by Poisoned January 10, 2004
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