Chipotlaid

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

Chipotlaid

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.

by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013

Chipotlaid

The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.

That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!

by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011

Chipotlaid

Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man

Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid

by Big Moke January 23, 2011

Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012