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A village that sits between Whaley Bridge and Chapel en le Frith like a bell end between two tits. It pretends to be posh with its expensive houses and farms but really it’s full of the usual inbred crowds and moronic wannabe chavs.

The best part about it is the A6 leading away, because if nearby Stockport is better, you know it’s just woeful.

The middle aged or older are there for the appearance after inheriting everything from there parents/siblings (same people) while not actually having a pot to piss in and having no concept of the wider world.

The younger men, usually chavs eventually wonder up the road to either Ferodo or PVC for a job where they stay for life never to be seen again or are sacked for sniffing asbestos.

The younger women, upset with the lack of attention from their brothers (who are lurking around sheep) will find a boyfriend in a neighbouring town to cheat on and usually have a fanny like a punched lasagna.
Man 1: Ever been to Chinley?
Man 2: yeah, my ex is from there. She was cheating on me without a bloke who looks just like her.

Man 1: weird

Wife: What’s Chinley like?
Husband: Fucking awful. Wouldn’t stop there to take a shit.
Chinley by RabidHamster February 10, 2022
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Chineyman 

Term used for a male of Asian decent or origin.
John is a Chineyman. He's from Korea or somewhere.
Chineyman by unstable bob August 10, 2017
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beautiful, young philippino/chinese woman.
I keep wanting to holler at that chinney.

chiney k 

Name for an AK 47 in Jamaica. So called because when it fires, it fires quickly, similar to how a chinese person "fires out words,"when they are speaking.
Person 1: Yo dawg mi hear seh dem run up inna di barracks and find peer Chiney k, is like dem did a guh war or sumpn.

Person 2: Eehh...yuh know seh dem gunman nuh play ute, haffi watch yuself moretime.
chiney k by TricksterX1 November 22, 2015
n., pl., Chineys.

Chiney means Chinese girl. It becomes more and more popular because of the China's fast growing power.

(1) A girl of typically Chinese ancestry or any girl of Eastern Asian descent (i.e. Chinese, Japnese, Korean, Mongolian, Russian Siberian, or Vietnamese, etc.).

(2) A physically / sexually attractive girl or young woman from Eastern Asia.

(3) A sexually appealing oriental female who appears to be of Eastern Asian descent.

Chiney = Chine + Ney (Neyu)
Chine = China in French
Ney (Ni, 妮) / Neyu (Niu, 妞) = Girl in Chinese
"Dude! You fuck with that Chinese hottie? I really want to bone that Chiney. I just told her she is my gal and she said she liked me. I cannot wait to get laid with that hot Chiney tonight."

"Got her yesterday. This Chiney is hottest chick I've ever dated. Her table dance is surprisingly good for any age. gl with it."
Chiney by bestmsg November 7, 2009
A male lacking a prominent chin, instead having a withdrawn chin. This is seen as ugly, unmanly and lowering your sexual market value. Used mainly on 4chan, but I would definitely like to see these -let words spread since they are so convenient. Similar to words such as brainlet, voicelet, manlet (being too short), wristlet, hairlet.
Be good all year. Christmas time. Wish for one thing and one thing only. Wake up Christmas morning excited. Run to the bathroom, giddy with expectancy. Flip light switch. Stare in to the mirror.

Still a chinlet.

chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
chinless wonder by Rosignol October 20, 2006
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