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A village that sits between Whaley Bridge and Chapel en le Frith like a bell end between two tits. It pretends to be posh with its expensive houses and farms but really it’s full of the usual inbred crowds and moronic wannabe chavs.

The best part about it is the A6 leading away, because if nearby Stockport is better, you know it’s just woeful.

The middle aged or older are there for the appearance after inheriting everything from there parents/siblings (same people) while not actually having a pot to piss in and having no concept of the wider world.

The younger men, usually chavs eventually wonder up the road to either Ferodo or PVC for a job where they stay for life never to be seen again or are sacked for sniffing asbestos.

The younger women, upset with the lack of attention from their brothers (who are lurking around sheep) will find a boyfriend in a neighbouring town to cheat on and usually have a fanny like a punched lasagna.
Man 1: Ever been to Chinley?
Man 2: yeah, my ex is from there. She was cheating on me without a bloke who looks just like her.

Man 1: weird

Wife: What’s Chinley like?
Husband: Fucking awful. Wouldn’t stop there to take a shit.
Chinley by RabidHamster February 10, 2022
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Chineyman 

Term used for a male of Asian decent or origin.
John is a Chineyman. He's from Korea or somewhere.
Chineyman by unstable bob August 10, 2017
Related Words
beautiful, young philippino/chinese woman.

I keep wanting to holler at that chinney.

chiney k 

Name for an AK 47 in Jamaica. So called because when it fires, it fires quickly, similar to how a chinese person "fires out words,"when they are speaking.
Person 1: Yo dawg mi hear seh dem run up inna di barracks and find peer Chiney k, is like dem did a guh war or sumpn.

Person 2: Eehh...yuh know seh dem gunman nuh play ute, haffi watch yuself moretime.
chiney k by TricksterX1 November 22, 2015
n., pl., Chineys.

Chiney means Chinese girl. It becomes more and more popular because of the China's fast growing power.

(1) A girl of typically Chinese ancestry or any girl of Eastern Asian descent (i.e. Chinese, Japnese, Korean, Mongolian, Russian Siberian, or Vietnamese, etc.).

(2) A physically / sexually attractive girl or young woman from Eastern Asia.

(3) A sexually appealing oriental female who appears to be of Eastern Asian descent.

Chiney = Chine + Ney (Neyu)
Chine = China in French
Ney (Ni, 妮) / Neyu (Niu, 妞) = Girl in Chinese
"Dude! You fuck with that Chinese hottie? I really want to bone that Chiney. I just told her she is my gal and she said she liked me. I cannot wait to get laid with that hot Chiney tonight."

"Got her yesterday. This Chiney is hottest chick I've ever dated. Her table dance is surprisingly good for any age. gl with it."
Chiney by bestmsg November 7, 2009
A male lacking a prominent chin, instead having a withdrawn chin. This is seen as ugly, unmanly and lowering your sexual market value. Used mainly on 4chan, but I would definitely like to see these -let words spread since they are so convenient. Similar to words such as brainlet, voicelet, manlet (being too short), wristlet, hairlet.
Be good all year. Christmas time. Wish for one thing and one thing only. Wake up Christmas morning excited. Run to the bathroom, giddy with expectancy. Flip light switch. Stare in to the mirror.

Still a chinlet.

chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
chinless wonder by Rosignol October 20, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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