Chili Cheesed

To "dip" out on paying someone. To straight up embarrass someone. To act a fool.

"Dude you totally chili cheesed Hop City after the tournament was over."

"Dude you chili cheesed that dude about getting weird."

"We got weird and chili cheesed last night."

by hopcity May 15, 2012

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.

"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018

Fried Chili Cheese Dogs

A sketch comedy Show found on Youtube that has all the ladys going whuuu? it will blow your mind with its memorable characters and witty writing. Created By Bobby Crawford and Brandon Kinzer on July 9th 2008 it has captivated an audience of somewhere between 14 and 17 people.

guy #1- Fried Chili Cheese Dogs is Hilarious!
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
youtube show farts funny

by FCCD's nuts February 6, 2012

chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!

by poonanni December 3, 2013

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.

I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.

by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007

Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off

I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.

by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021