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Nebraskan 

Someone from that one state in the middle that you forgot about.

Examples: Fred Astaire, Gerald Ford, Warren Buffet, Malcom X, Lucas Cruikshank (Fred Figglehorn), Jojo Siwa, Buffalo Bill, etc.
Nebraskans like corn a lot; they really do.
Nebraskan by Saul315 January 20, 2023
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Nebraskan 

one with an origin of fat ass. Has trouble sitting on normal sized chairs. Needs to sit on Nebraskan Chairs. Sometimes used as an insult.
"You're such a Nebraskan. Your ass belongs to Nebraska."
"Mom, I want to go to Nebraska"
Nebraskan by Nebraskansheepo December 25, 2008

Nebraskan Condom 

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.
Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river
Nebraskan Condom by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009

Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.
"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

Nebraskan handshake 

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.
Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.
Nebraskan handshake by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Nebraskan Corn Cob 

Fucking a chick in the ass after she has consumed a large amount of corn. Then pulling out your corn covered dick, and having her eat the corn off your dick as if it was "corn on the cob".
I gave my girlfriend last night the best Nebraskan Corn Cob of all time.
Nebraskan Corn Cob by cubfan14 November 29, 2009

nebraskan oil digger 

giving your partner laxatives and then beginning to do anal with then until they spew oil(shit) everywhere.
did you hear zim gave karen the Nebraskan oil digger? Ya he really tapped that well.
nebraskan oil digger by zim the man February 15, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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