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Chernov

1-(noun)The biggest,fattest,hairiest, veiny dick you will ever meet in your life. He will never give up a chance to make a negative comment about you. He makes dicking a verb. Is also jewish, so thats one more turnoff. His ultimate goal is to be more of a dick than Hitler was to Jews. BASICALLY one fuuuuuuucked up nigga

2-(verb)When someone is acting like the biggest dick in the world.
1:Charlie:Yo did you hear that new song
Chernov: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A POSER GO DIE
Charlie:....asshole

2:Sam-Hey man I really like that girl, Im gunna ask her out
Bob-NO FUCKING POINT SHE WONT LIKE YOU YOU'RE UGLY
Sam-.....why you dicking like Chernov?
by BoredGuy546 December 19, 2009
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chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.
My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.
by picc285 April 16, 2019
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Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.
Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.
by rxlouden September 5, 2014
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Chernodeal

A deal or negotiation that is so radioactive that no matter how well you execute or plan it, it will always be a loss-loss situation!!
8pm - MD Partner: "John, a friend of mine brought this amazing opportunity on this really crappy bond! Could you please take a look and give your insights for tomorrow morning? I'll meet him at 9am. I really don't want to disappoint him!"

Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"
by specialsitsgod October 6, 2020
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Chernozhopiy

Derogatory term in Russian for dark-skinned people from the Caucasus or Central Asia. Can also be used to denote dark colored people from other parts of the world such as Africa, the Middle East and South Asia.
Did you hear how a guy from Dagestan beat up someone in the subway just because he didn’t like the way how the victim looked at him?

Goddamn chernozhopiy bastards, Chechnya wasn’t enough for them
by Nebrattiymnegnida December 9, 2021
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Cherno Inferno

The act of surprising that special someone by setting your dick on fire and continuing to fuck the shit out of them like they're a bear and you're Washington. Make sure you punch them during.
I Cherno Inferno'd all over that broad, it was pretty good I guess. She didn't seem to wanna talk after though, she kind of just left with the fire department.
by Goodburger VI August 20, 2008
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Ben Chernoff

A kid who smokes way to much weed and thinks his dick is so big even tho everyone knows the truth. pretends to be tough but is actually a pussy. Lies in every sentence. Gets away with everything. Some other names are “big nigga”, “180 lbs of pure pretend black”
“Yo bro I met this cool guy last night, but it turns out he’s a Ben Chernoff”

Damn bro that sucks”
by Gary_winthrope May 9, 2019
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