1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.
2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."
by hostofhosts September 20, 2009
Get the cheesewheelmug. by B.$$$.DUBBS January 7, 2006
Get the cheesewheelmug. by MikeVT July 24, 2008
Get the cheesewheelmug. A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.
by CornStalker March 4, 2009
Get the Cheesewheelmug. When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.
by eric_howie May 22, 2014
Get the CheeseWheelmug. by Ascaban July 21, 2018
Get the CheeseWheelmug. Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007
Get the cheesewheel dickmug.