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Tip-Cheese 

-The filth on the edge of a penis coming from intercourse with a dirty girl you met at the bar.
-The fungus that builds up on the penis as a result of using cheap bar bathroom vending machine lube.
"I nailed this girl last night now I have brutal tip-cheese"
Tip-Cheese by ChadnSean January 18, 2010

Cheeseniping 

Cheese - nip- ing

When someone is acting crazy, or extra cheesy.

can be used as a synonym to reckless, or unforgivable.
1. Guy : " Yo man I just got this biddies number haha ya feel me?! I'm gonna call her RIGHT now!"

Guy #2: "Yo man, you are cheeseniping extra hard."

Example 2

Guy : "yo guys, wanna go play WOW?"

Guy #2 : "Mawfucka get outta here with the cheesniping shit."
Cheeseniping by EmeraldChaos January 28, 2010

Cheesewipe 

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.
Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight
Cheesewipe by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

cheesetits 

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits
caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"
cheesetits by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

Cheesetopia 

a very wonderful place filled with cheese, based on cheese, and CREATED ON CHEESE!!! cheese ROX!
cheese topia is the best place in the world i really want to live there it would be so cool!

Cheesenips 

A VERY yummy cheese cracker. the cheese is BUILT IN!! At first taste, they suck. However, they continuosly grow on you. Pretty soon, you and the nips will be making out. YAY 4 THE NIPS!!
omg, these cheesenips are poppin!! just like my LIP GLOSS!
Cheesenips by Usherlover July 8, 2007