Cheesewipe

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

cheesewid

Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Cheeseniping

Cheese - nip- ing

When someone is acting crazy, or extra cheesy.

can be used as a synonym to reckless, or unforgivable.

1. Guy : " Yo man I just got this biddies number haha ya feel me?! I'm gonna call her RIGHT now!"

Guy #2: "Yo man, you are cheeseniping extra hard."

Example 2

Guy : "yo guys, wanna go play WOW?"

Guy #2 : "Mawfucka get outta here with the cheesniping shit."

by EmeraldChaos January 28, 2010

Cheesewheel High

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.

Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.

by thugnuggin August 31, 2011

cheesewilly

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.

"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"

by talljord May 8, 2008

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009