Cheerie 

A person who spits in paint.

That guy is such a Cheerie he spat in my paint.

Cheerie by DMhomewrecked May 4, 2023

Cheerie Theory 

The theory that members of the Cheerie clan hatch from eggs rather than parturition. While some members embrace this theory while some do not. People who oppose the Cheerie theory are called Cheerie theory deniers (CTD).

Oh really man? You heard of the Cheerie theory? I am a full supporter of the Cheerie theory. Cheerie theory deniers am I right?

Cheerie Theory by Cheerie fanatic April 26, 2023

The Cheerie 

Truly a unique creature. Commonly found near a PC or Nintendo switch. Their diet consists of chicken nuggies and poutine. For a creature that claims to be funny, humanity has never witnessed a joke. The Cheerie and the Cheerie theory has been increasingly studied since the renaissance.

The Cheerie said "oh my godddd Carlooooo"

The Cheerie by Cheerie fanatic May 20, 2023

Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

My Cherie Amour 

A song co-written and performed by Stevie Wonder. It was originally titled "Oh my Marcia" (Marcia being Stevie Wonders girlfriend at the time) but altered to "My Cherie Amour" since the two broke up. My Cherie Amour is roughly translated from French as "My Dear Love"

"...My Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore, You're the only girl my heart beats for. How wish that you were mine"

-Stevie Wonder

Boy: I need to ask you something
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Will you be My Cherie Amour?
Girl: awwwww yes <3

My Cherie Amour by Egypt1337 February 24, 2012

cheerio dick 

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

cheerleader next door 

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!

Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!

cheerleader next door by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020