Cheeksome
This corgi is too cheeksome!
Cheeksome by Dangerbird December 15, 2025
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cheekspreader by cyth40 October 13, 2003
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Cheekboner
(noun)
Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*
'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'
'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'
'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012
Cheekbone polishing parties
What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
cheekholes
Guy: I love your cheekholes.
Girl: My what?
Guy: I want to put a finger in there.
Girl: My what?
Guy: Cheekholes.
Girl: My what?
Guy: I want to put a finger in there.
Girl: My what?
Guy: Cheekholes.
cheekholes by demonicbroccoli September 23, 2020
Cheekbones
Cheekbones
noun-
1. A bone in one's skull, also called the malar bone. It gives depth to the face and makes you look like a HOTTIE.
Also noun-
2. A nickname for a dude with VERY good, deep, hot cheekbones. Common nicknames for hotties.
noun-
1. A bone in one's skull, also called the malar bone. It gives depth to the face and makes you look like a HOTTIE.
Also noun-
2. A nickname for a dude with VERY good, deep, hot cheekbones. Common nicknames for hotties.
Kavi: Hey have u seen cheekbones lately?
Person: Yeh their cheekbones have seemed really good lately
Other person: Oooooooooh are you talking about Richard?
Kavi: Shut up shut up shut up he's gonna hear you!!!
Richard: Are you talaking about me?
Kavi: 😳
Person: Yeh their cheekbones have seemed really good lately
Other person: Oooooooooh are you talking about Richard?
Kavi: Shut up shut up shut up he's gonna hear you!!!
Richard: Are you talaking about me?
Kavi: 😳
Cheekbones by anarchism_is_sexy June 4, 2019