The act of being a mooch, 20-25 year old guy that fucks high school girls, an alcoholic who is incapable of holding a job for more than 2 weeks, a guy who will smoke the last of your weed without telling you, will drink your vodka and fill it up with water, completely inconsiderate to others and their belongings ,especially close friends and family members, when he is a roommate he wont throw down on toilet paper because he "doesnt shit as much as the rest of you" his appearance is usually dirty with struggling looking facial hair and clothes he "borrowed from you" will stay up to 2 o clock in the morning until you go to sleep so he can eat your food
Christian: hey can i have a slice of pizza Derek: we asked you if you wanted to throw down 30 minutes ago and you said you werent hungry
Christian: can i please just have one slice
Derek: no you fuckin CDB(cheap dirty bastard)
The feeling you get after taking 5 xanaxes, drinkina bottle of vodka and smoking 2 packs of smokes, and having crazy sex with someone who hardly know who has brown eyes and which you are in a crazy deep like with.
And after that night they never txt you back. Leaving you feeling cheap and dirty.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist 1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands
You let her jerk you off, but right before you ejaculate you make her stop, pull out a penny and cover it in your precum, make sure it gets nice and wet. Then you yeet the penny in her face and yell "Dirty Deeds done Dirty Cheap!"
Girl A: Yesterday my bf awakened a stand.
Girl B: What are you talking about?
Girl A: During the dirty he yelled "Dirty Deeds done Dirty Cheap" but I didn't see what was happening cuz he yote a penny in my eye.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.