2 definitions by derek and rick
An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close
That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again
by derek and rick December 19, 2007
The act of being a mooch, 20-25 year old guy that fucks high school girls, an alcoholic who is incapable of holding a job for more than 2 weeks, a guy who will smoke the last of your weed without telling you, will drink your vodka and fill it up with water, completely inconsiderate to others and their belongings ,especially close friends and family members, when he is a roommate he wont throw down on toilet paper because he "doesnt shit as much as the rest of you" his appearance is usually dirty with struggling looking facial hair and clothes he "borrowed from you" will stay up to 2 o clock in the morning until you go to sleep so he can eat your food
Christian: hey can i have a slice of pizza
Derek: we asked you if you wanted to throw down 30 minutes ago and you said you werent hungry
Christian: can i please just have one slice
Derek: no you fuckin CDB(cheap dirty bastard)
Derek: we asked you if you wanted to throw down 30 minutes ago and you said you werent hungry
Christian: can i please just have one slice
Derek: no you fuckin CDB(cheap dirty bastard)
by derek and rick December 19, 2007