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Chaosism 

The idea/political philosophy which values Chaos over Order.
A: Why in the world do you want to abolish the government and morality?
B: I'm telling you, I follow Chaosism. I just want to watch the world burn!
A: But why. What purpose does that serve.
B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chaosism by KouhaiWasTaken September 13, 2020
n. a religious Jew (only meant for Jew-Jew usage, not an anti-Semitic slur)

n. one who observes the sabbath, has hair locks and wears a black hat

adj. anything extremely judaic and religious. hence "chamoishe boy"
I don't want to go to synagogue to hang with all the chamoishe boys and play chamoishe games
chamoishe by jewlover770 June 11, 2011

Ass Chamois 

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

hairy chamois 

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.
It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!
hairy chamois by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Rat in a Chamois 

Slang for a Donner Kebab
After a big night out many people have a Rat in a Chamois
Rat in a Chamois by Mat9474 December 31, 2012

Charosis 

The wanting of killing all men on this earth or actually killing all men on earth by Chara.
For males it would be called Gaarosis
Oh, that guy made her so mad that she has Charosis
Charosis by asashiru May 25, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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