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n. a religious Jew (only meant for Jew-Jew usage, not an anti-Semitic slur)

n. one who observes the sabbath, has hair locks and wears a black hat

adj. anything extremely judaic and religious. hence "chamoishe boy"
I don't want to go to synagogue to hang with all the chamoishe boys and play chamoishe games
chamoishe by jewlover770 June 11, 2011

Ass Chamois 

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

hairy chamois 

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.
It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!
hairy chamois by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Rat in a Chamois 

Slang for a Donner Kebab
After a big night out many people have a Rat in a Chamois
Rat in a Chamois by Mat9474 December 31, 2012
A pattern that is similar to Camouflage but is made with various types of fish.
Hey Kenny that's a sweet camouflage pattern on that Jeep. Look closer Jon it's Camofish!
Camofish by KennethG July 25, 2017

alabaster banana chamois 

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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