Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

by DucatiDude#16 April 02, 2015

Chauch

one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity

"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"

by grubadub September 08, 2013

Chauche

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.

God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche

by ENIWUNEJ October 31, 2011

chauch

Pritty boys who are beefy, vain, do stripper dances at the club and think its hot, wear tight shirts.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.

Look at those chauchy guys over there, they look more into themselves than that himboTrent.

by smoothy-o January 16, 2005

chauch

Ch-awtch
(noun)

An individual convinced of, and impressed with their own awesomeness, and sorely in error as it its extent. See also douchebag or showboat.

-to be chauchy, to act with chauchiness, to be chauched upon

ex)

A:Has that guy been telling that same joke to girls all night?

B: Yes. He's a total fucking chauch.

by chumblefuzz May 05, 2010

chauched

completely baked, blazed, or stoned to the point where any ordinary task or objective becomes extremely difficult, almost impossible.

i got chauched before talking to my boss, and i couldn't remember anything he told me to do, now im screwed!

by alex fawly May 15, 2010

Chauch

or Church Is an expression used by west coast Pimps and Rappers as defined by Snoop Dogg and Pimp Bishop Magic Don Juan As Seeing god in all that you do,
a way to live rightiously. a celebration of lifes glory

such as "hallelujuah" or "salute"

Dinks are poured as a toast instead of cheers someone says 'Chauch nigga chauch, house it.'

by highalltimes October 22, 2007