The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.

The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.

classter by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012

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chawsterbate

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

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