Chasister
Chasister like me
Chasister by COMMASAREAWESOME December 8, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Chasist
Chasist by Bigmike696969 April 27, 2021
whats in the canister
whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017
classterbating
Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008
classter
The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.
The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.
classter by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012
chawsterbate
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026