by orion_ktulu1 January 25, 2006
by m3j June 21, 2005
by DUDE November 25, 2004
Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
by Urban af Legend February 18, 2017
by babylovebubbles April 17, 2006
1. Christer(A-) (noun);
A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.
2. Christer (adjective):
A superlative of awesome
3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);
To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.
2. Christer (adjective):
A superlative of awesome
3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);
To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!
Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.
Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.
Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
by Dude, Awesome January 11, 2011
Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.
If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.
by DasHermit January 23, 2017