Charnon

charnon : of or pertaining to charnopolis
usually an inhabitant of new york city
ghetto fabulous life style
best in the business
strong attraction to squirrels
has firm beliefs in Baby Jesus, Spiderman and Vodka over Gin

Person1: OH LOOK! a charnon
Person2: How rare and unique!
Person1: i bet she lives a fly and fancy lifestyle and has a strong attraction to squirrels!
Person2: Oh yes indeed! and i bet she is the best in the business and prefers vodka to gin!
Person1: how very insightful...

by CharnopolisTribe April 19, 2010

chardonnay mom

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Think June Cleaver on booze.

by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005

Channon Rose

Someone far less credible than Peter Monn.

Did you hear Channon Rose didn't even have anything about her on urban dictionary until some idiot decided that they were clever and created this?

by DaFlowa September 20, 2017

Chanon

Someone who is kind&amazing, mostly calm cooled and content

Likes to make dad jokes

He's so calm I wish I can be like Chanon

Friend-Hey I'm back....... Chanon- I'm front!

by TheBIGpenguin October 24, 2018

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardonnays finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardonnay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.

That Chardonnay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardonnay

by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019

Charnni

Charlie (issocoollike) and Jenni (Rose399) as a pairing.
A completely real thing! Its a thing guys, things are cool!
Uber cute and AmyDay is known to ship it

You heard that Charnni were at the gathering?

by charnni1 May 25, 2011

Chardonae

Chardonae, is a nice and modest person. She is super flirty but does want love. She's independent as well as she doesn't waste time on useless things. She's super caring and very knowledgeable.

Wow that chardonae is super nice and pretty!

by DayDreaming365 March 26, 2017