Charnon

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charnon : of or pertaining to charnopolis
usually an inhabitant of new york city
ghetto fabulous life style
best in the business
strong attraction to squirrels
has firm beliefs in Baby Jesus, Spiderman and Vodka over Gin

Person1: OH LOOK! a charnon
Person2: How rare and unique!
Person1: i bet she lives a fly and fancy lifestyle and has a strong attraction to squirrels!
Person2: Oh yes indeed! and i bet she is the best in the business and prefers vodka to gin!
Person1: how very insightful...

Charnon by CharnopolisTribe April 19, 2010

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chardonnay mom

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Think June Cleaver on booze.

chardonnay mom by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2022

Related Words

Charnon • chardon • Chardonnay • Charon • Charmont • channon • chanon • Charbonnet • Chardonique • Chardonney

Channon Rose

Someone far less credible than Peter Monn.

Did you hear Channon Rose didn't even have anything about her on urban dictionary until some idiot decided that they were clever and created this?

Channon Rose by DaFlowa September 20, 2017

Chanon

Someone who is kind&amazing, mostly calm cooled and content

Likes to make dad jokes

He's so calm I wish I can be like Chanon

Friend-Hey I'm back....... Chanon- I'm front!

Chanon by TheBIGpenguin October 24, 2018

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardonnays finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardonnay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.

That Chardonnay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardonnay

Chardonnay by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019

Charnni

Charlie (issocoollike) and Jenni (Rose399) as a pairing.
A completely real thing! Its a thing guys, things are cool!
Uber cute and AmyDay is known to ship it

You heard that Charnni were at the gathering?

Charnni by charnni1 May 25, 2011

Chardonae

Chardonae, is a nice and modest person. She is super flirty but does want love. She's independent as well as she doesn't waste time on useless things. She's super caring and very knowledgeable.

Wow that chardonae is super nice and pretty!

Chardonae by DayDreaming365 March 26, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026