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Charbonnet

A Fantasy Football player that is over drafted in Dynasty Leagues by Team Owners that have trouble separating the truth from their own imagination. Typically the aforementioned Team Owner also has trouble spelling and formulating thoughts because they have been to way too many Phish Concerts.
Kevin totally pulled a Charbonnet with his last draft pick. Poor dude will never learn.
Charbonnet by Floyd Hideaway June 29, 2023

Chandonnet 

To be humiliated by another man by assuming "oral" in front of a public crowd.
You've been "chandonnet'd" by Laddy!
Chandonnet by Mrjps June 29, 2018

Charbonneau 

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.
Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!

Charbonnay 

When you mispell Chardonnay because the letters b and d look the same to you.
My Washington State driver's license has my name as Charbonnay instead of Chardonnay because I couldn't spell my own name correctly when I applied for my license.
Charbonnay by FlyAway July 18, 2011

charboner 

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.
Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.
charboner by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008
A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
charbone by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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