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Charzian Scale 

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
Charzian Scale by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

charlecia 

A fudging awesome lil' biotch. She is the best person ever, hotter than 1000 suns. If you meet one, never let her go. Like seriously, you should hang onto her leg or something because she's a fairly good runner.
Man, my cousin is a total Charlecia.
charlecia by 6CHESHY6KAT6 June 1, 2016
Charlenia is a beautiful girl with a lot of goals to reach in life. She’s a successful and strong girl who goes through hard times in life but still manages to hold her guard down. She can be revengeful sometimes so don’t mess her.
Damn, Charlenia you are beautiful!
Charlenia by nia305 April 4, 2020

chargezard 

When you go to your friend to buy a textbook at a cheaper price, only to find out he burns you with the same price you'd normally pay.

You'd get burned, like Charizard burns other dudes.
Dude 1: Hey man, can I just buy that copy of Acting is Believing from you?

Dude 2: Yeah, sure.

Dude 1: Sweet, man, how much you want for it?

Dude 2: Uhh...like 50?

Dude 1: What?! That's how much you got it for from the bookstore! Dude, you are such a chargezard!
chargezard by mrsteeeve March 12, 2010

Charlezard 

The legendary Pokemon of all legendary Pokemon, Charlezard is the strongest creature to grace this planet with its presence. Mewtwo urinates himself if he is within a two mile radius of the Charlezard. Rumor has it, not even a Masterball can capture the almighty Charlezard. Charlezard created Arceus and made Rayquaza its personal servant. Charlezard also has a gnarly beard and the fiercest roar in all of the lands.
Arceus: Rayquaza, Mewto, neither of you have a chance! Now suck my balls.
Mewtwo: Don't make us tell Charlezard on you!!
Arceus: I'll behave!
Charlezard by Jiggedy! September 8, 2012

Charziard 

You know that pokemon ash fucked... Right? I think I saw an episode like that or was it porn, Hmmm.
You're so hot "groan" Your insides are even hotter. Oh god I think I just. I love you Charziard, Ash says
Charziard by LagIsReal July 3, 2014
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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