Someone you assume is going to be way uncool (because they are nerdy, older than you, etc.) but who is, in fact, even cooler than you.
Dude, so this kid's got a gun on the cashier, right, but then this Cherkinian old dude comes up behind him with his cane and knocks the pistol right outta his hand like in some movie or something.
Chardania is the most truthful kind hearted person you will ever meet. When you meet her you will then understand that she is not like anyone you know. Anyone of Chardania’s friends know that you can trust her with anything and you will soon find yourself telling her all your secrets. She is funny and the kindest girl out of all your friends you might get jealous when she calls someone else her best friend because of how amazing she is. Overall if you know someone called Chardania be sure to never let her go because she is the most genuine person out of all your friends
Friend 1: “Omg is that Chardania”
Chardania: “hiiii bitchh”
Friend 2: I can hug her first”
Friend 1”no I can”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*