Charziard

You know that pokemon ash fucked... Right? I think I saw an episode like that or was it porn, Hmmm.

You're so hot "groan" Your insides are even hotter. Oh god I think I just. I love you Charziard, Ash says

by LagIsReal July 3, 2014

Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.

guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."

by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

Charizarding

When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"

Charizarding with Jenny was a night I'll never forget.

by MBq February 6, 2014

Chartardo

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.

I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009

Charzarding

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started charzarding me so i left

by baldore October 6, 2010

Charizard

When you light a girls pubic hair on fire and then proceed to stick your dick in her, hold out your arms like a dragon would spread its wings and yell "You don't have enough badges to catch me!"

hey, bb know how to Charizard?

by AnalRektage January 18, 2017

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream

man i flaming charzard her ass

by flying gamose February 23, 2018