Chandelierous

To describe something that is used in a way that’s too different from its original purpose

Why are you using your mug to clean the floor? It’s very chandelierous!

by Majestic victorious November 1, 2025

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

coughing up chandeliers

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.

Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

Hanging from the chandeliers

Crazy sex

Dude, sarah and zach were practically hanging from the chandeliers last weekend.

by HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGPEARL November 12, 2009

Chandeliers

Huge, beautiful pair of nice, round tits. Cup size 32D and above.

Damn, that blonde girls chandeliers really hang low and shine bright!

by thesweatofchuck April 10, 2013

Skin Chandeliers

Another term for balls, nuts, sac, etc.

Used in a sentence,"B, this guy that we know loves to touch the skin chandeliers of others."

by HalfBreedAzn July 20, 2003

hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.

Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.

by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007