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Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.
'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

coughing up chandeliers 

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.
Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

Hanging from the chandeliers 

Dude, sarah and zach were practically hanging from the chandeliers last weekend.

Skin Chandeliers 

Another term for balls, nuts, sac, etc.
Used in a sentence,"B, this guy that we know loves to touch the skin chandeliers of others."

hanging from the chandeliers 

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.

If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang 

If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang