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An adjective used to describe the act of getting severely intoxicated but still on point none the less. Only champions can get champed, if you are a lame fuck it is not possible to get champed, you have to be a boss.
We were so champed last night.

Uh yea obvi, all the broads were tryin to get it.

Fuckin eh.
Champed by T-lib January 25, 2014
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To hit in the face one time so hard the person is knocked out.
"Ortiz got champed in that UFC fight"
Champed by jjthekid March 6, 2008
Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.
Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.
Champed by Michael December 18, 2003

Chapped lip crusty 

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

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Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009