Definitions by markuz

5ft Fuckall 

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

5ft Fuckall by markuz June 11, 2006

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

loose as mother goose by markuz May 16, 2006

Buckley's chance 

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

Buckley's chance by markuz January 5, 2006

tucker 

Australian slang for food.

That was some good tucker mate!

tucker by markuz August 24, 2005

aussie 

An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
OI OI OI!

aussie by markuz August 24, 2005

smack the piss 

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

smack the piss by markuz August 24, 2005

bent as a banana 

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

bent as a banana by markuz August 24, 2005