markuz's definitions

cunt act

A despicable or extremely untrustworthy deed.

He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - what a cunt act!

by markuz July 10, 2005

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

aussie

An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
OI OI OI!

by markuz August 24, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005

not the full quid

Used to describe an unintelligent or somewhat dim-witted individual.

That bitch is seriously not the the full quid ayyy.

by markuz July 11, 2005

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005

get fucked

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

by markuz July 10, 2005