17 definitions by markuz

champed

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.

A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!

by markuz June 27, 2005

He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - what a cunt act!

by markuz June 29, 2005

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

by markuz June 29, 2005

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz June 29, 2005

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 7, 2006

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 5, 2006

by markuz June 29, 2005