17 definitions by markuz

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
by markuz June 29, 2005
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To be as stoned as humanly possible.
Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!
by markuz July 28, 2005
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1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.
1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!
by markuz June 29, 2005
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Initial agreement with a statement, quickly followed by the correct answer in the negative.
Mark: So - did u pick up on the weekend?

Ben: Yeahnaah...
by markuz June 19, 2004
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Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.
Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!
by markuz May 7, 2006
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