markuz's definitions

5ft Fuckall

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

by markuz June 11, 2006

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 16, 2006

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 5, 2006

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005

tucker

Australian slang for food.

That was some good tucker mate!

by markuz August 24, 2005

aussie

An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
OI OI OI!

by markuz August 24, 2005