the duck's nuts

adj. used to give the highest praise. Derived from the "Duck's" brand of packaged nuts available in most supermarkets.

"Damn - that is the Duck's nuts fo sho!!"

by markuz June 27, 2005

bullshit luck

Used to describe extremely good fortune.

That bastard just won the lottery again - he's got some BULLSHIT LUCK!

by markuz June 29, 2005

not the full quid

Used to describe an unintelligent or somewhat dim-witted individual.

That bitch is seriously not the the full quid ayyy.

by markuz June 29, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz July 28, 2005

get fucked

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

by markuz June 29, 2005

5ft Fuckall

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

by markuz January 04, 2006

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz June 29, 2005