17 definitions by markuz

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.
A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!
by markuz June 27, 2005
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A despicable or extremely untrustworthy deed.
He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - what a cunt act!
by markuz June 29, 2005
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1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.
1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!
by markuz June 29, 2005
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Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
by markuz June 29, 2005
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Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.
Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!
by markuz May 7, 2006
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You've got Buckley's chance mate!
by markuz January 5, 2006
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