"...there can only be one, one winner of tonight's game, one winner of the NBA finals, and one 2013 NBA champeen: The back to back Miami Heat champeens!"
n. Any and all things of, or related to whores. Unlike a woman, a chameenk is often disrespected, and treated as the lowest of the female race.
v. to perform a disrespectful yet sexual act on the opposite sex. The acts may include but are not limited to: Violation, the Donkey Punch, Smurfing, Hit n Run, Smash and Dash, Hump n Dump, and Rape.
(n.) Damn bro, what happened to that one Chameenk you were smashin last week?
(v.) Man im done Chameek'n that, she had a "Boyfriend" the whole time i sent her back to him... lol fuckin Chameenk.
Champagne (preferably cheap), that has sat out all night at a party so it ages a bit more and tastes more like beer. Should be consumed at room temperature as you wake up, hung over, at 1 p.m.
Note: When orange juice is added, the mixture is known as champeerosa.
Sally: Ooo my head hurts....I really need some hair of the dog. Did we drink everything?
Pronounced "cham-pen-dion." An official participant of a drinking bender (which lasts seven or more consecutive days) that consumes alcohol on every day and participates in all activities sober or drunk. A champbendion, despite the possibility of deteriorating health, permajitters, bendeebreakdown and benderrage will committ him/herself to the last day of a bender celebration.
A platinum champbendion is one who does the aforementioned bender while maintaining a full-time work schedule. Note: **Hazardous to health**
After seven days of non-stop imbibing, documenting, editing, singing, game-playing, movie-watching, food-coma inducing hilarity, Kohbra, La Sombra and Bangkok Joe were crowned champbendions. As president, La Sombra saluted Kohbra as a platinum champbendion for having worked throughout the bender.