Definitions by T-lib

Feeding the chickens. 

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

Feeding the chickens. by T-lib January 26, 2014

Champed 

An adjective used to describe the act of getting severely intoxicated but still on point none the less. Only champions can get champed, if you are a lame fuck it is not possible to get champed, you have to be a boss.

We were so champed last night.

Uh yea obvi, all the broads were tryin to get it.

Fuckin eh.

Champed by T-lib January 25, 2014