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a demonic dog from the depths of hell that dose not like anyone and may have rabies protector of the robinet family
hey mama why did you get mugged

son its because i didnt have a Chalot.
Chalot by steven Robinet November 29, 2010
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Chaotikry 

A person who for some reason is unable to attain the highest possible level of status; usually caused by lack of skill. He or she will use up most of their time to conceive reasons and/or excuses for why they cannot reach the desired goal. Such people are looked down upon by peers, colleagues, and even family members.
You fucking chaotikry.
Good job pulling a chaotikry.
I don't want to stop now or I'll end up being a Chaotikry.
Chaotikry by Mattheiu Le Blanc December 10, 2008
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A practitioner of Chaos Magick.
Are you a Wiccan?

No, I'm a Chaote.
Chaote by Flagonslayed October 24, 2010

chaotic evil

A personality where someone just wants to watch the world burn around them. Like that meme with the dog in the burning room, except he caused the fire.
I got cold, so I set your car on fire. Now it’s too hot.
Wow, that’s such strong chaotic evil vibes.

chaotic energy 

(adj.) the energy that someone gives off when they do something out of line or without thought, but all in good laughs and no one is harmed. This energy, or vibe is usually radiated from someone who loves banter and has a fun and honest personality.

Similar to crackhead energy, minus being weird and/or obnoxious.
At a CD signing for Louis Tomlinson's debut album:
*fan approaches table with louis sitting down*
Fan: you're so fucking cute
Louis: awh thanks love
Fan: can you write something cute for me?
Louis: uhm yeah...what constitutes "cute?".... here ya go... "fuck off"
*Louis signs "Fuck OFF" on his CD, hands it back to the fan, and laughs, displaying his chaotic energy. Fan giggles and walks away*
chaotic energy by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

charlotte 

a charlotte is one of the most genuine, down to earth, happy person that you will ever meet. she is usually reserved however her mind is constantly thinking and working. she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she’s is completely trustworthy. she is super smart, completely GORGEOUS however she doesn’t know it. she works very hard in school but knows how to have fun. she is VERY TICKLEISH hehehe. i know a charlotte and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, get to know her and try to be her best friend because you will have SCORED!! she is usually the peacekeeper and doesn’t stand any bs. she is completely honest and doesn’t like getting in trouble or doing anything behind someone’s back xx
person 1: look, there’s a charlotte

person 2: she’s absolutely gorgeous!!!

person 3: of course, because she’s a charlotte
chill.
chalooga
chillax
can be used as a noun, mostly used as a verb.
Dude, way to chaloog all day, did you even get around to gettin the mail?? (verb)

Yo, can you not be a huge chaloog and help me with the friggin dishes?! (noun)
chaloog by DT4evaa January 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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