The sexual act in which a man (or butch
lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy
stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a
Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried
rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your
girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"