chaloopa-palooza

code name for a bar crawl when you don't want certain people around you to know about it

Steve:Hey John you wanna go out for a chaloopa-palooza sunday?
John:Ya sure
(person you don't want to know):You guys are going out for Mexican food?
Steve:Yep

by Chaloopa April 28, 2007

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Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 29, 2023

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